Puffing on Cuban cigars, the counterrevolutionaries of MAPA met in a smoke-filled-backroom. The usual suspects: Rob Rube, Danny Sandia, "Whinito" Hernandez and their godfather, Rabble Aragont, hatched a plot to infiltrate the FBI.
Cristina Hijo de Matias was enlisted from outside because the FBI is underrepresented by Hispanic female agents. Exalted ruler Aragont approved the insurgency.
Government agent I.M. Listo conducted Cristina's interview.
"So, you want to become an FBI agent?" quizzed Listo, "Our question to you is: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
Hijo de Matias was game, "I don't know."
Listo concluded the interview, "OK. Go and find out. Report back to me as soon as you know something."
At another puff session of MAPA that next eve, Hernandez and Sandia croaked in unison, "How goes the infiltration of FBI's headquarters, Cristina?"
Rob Rube sniffed, "Brief me, Tina baby."
Cristina Hijo de Matias was overjoyed, "Raza, we are inside! The feds have assigned me to my first homicide case!"