Buy more guns and keep your powder dry, California; blackouts or criminals from Massachusetts your way come!
Did you hear the "good-bad" news today? One of our notorious criminals was captured up there near Santa Barbara. Peter Gagnon from Northbridge, Mass., was caught in California after drugging and raping young girls — his daughter's friends — in his home.
It's Clinton deja vu all over again! Come to think of it, has anyone seen James "Whitey" Bulger, serial murderer and child rapist from South Boston? He's been missing for a few years on the run.
Yes, the world is out; buy your guns before the blackouts hit your neighborhood and the criminals take over the streets. Remember, lawful citizens must wait 15 days in California before they can exercise their right to buy a gun to defend their life and liberty, because as the U.S. Supreme Court has said, "The police are not responsible for anyone's safety!"